This thing is now available as an audio book! Listen to short stories while you drive, eat lunch, etc. The possibilities are endless. Well, maybe not endless, but there are several places where listening to Kiddieland and other misfortunes would be a pleasurable experience, AND in a blatant ploy to get new users, Amazon is giving Kiddieland away FREE (hah!) when you sign up for Audible, their earhole massage service.  Here’s a link.